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Do you know that? 1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million. 2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt. 3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”. 4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them. 5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin. 6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina. 7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war 8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, ther

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Funny Nigerian Politicians... 1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland. 2) When sick, they go to Germany. 3) When investing, they go to America. 4) When buying Mansions, they visit London. 5) When shopping they go to Dubai. 6)When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas. 7) When educating their children, they select Europe. 8) When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem. 9) BUT, when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA..... I beg help me ask them, is NIGERIA A CEMETERY???

let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school. TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class. KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son. REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months. OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position. MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him. P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class. B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams. DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday PHENOM – Very obedien

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level... "I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher. "Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again. JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher. "I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money! TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech. AKPOS: You can't literall

1. AMERICAN POLICE STYLE : Allow the thief to catch you, then you catch the thief. 2. CHINA POLICE STYLE : Chase the thief until he becomes tired then you catch him... . 3. ARAB POLICE STYLE : Kidnapp the thief's wife and then threaten the thief to surrender.. 4. INDIAN POLICE STYLE : Sing for the thief until he comes close to you, then catch them.. . 5. _______ POLICE STYLE : Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees that he's a thief. what is the missing word....??

GEORGE: KEVIN! Nice to see you. What's happening? KEVIN: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me. KEVIN: Hu is the new leader of China. GEORGE: That's what I want to know. KEVIN: That's what I'm telling you. GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? KEVIN: Yes. GEORGE: I mean the person's name. KEVIN: Hu. GEORGE: The guy in China. KEVIN: Hu. GEORGE: The new leader of China. KEVIN: Hu. GEORGE: The main man in China! KEVIN: Hu is leading China. GEORGE: Now why asking me for? KEVIN: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? KEVIN: That's the man's name. GEORGE: That's who's name? KEVIN: Yes. GEORGE: Will you, or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? KEVIN: Yes, sir. GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in Palestine. KEVIN: That's corre

A lady walks into a pet shop, demanding for a parrot. The owner: "we have 2 types; one repeats everything u say, the other thinks for itself". The lady: "I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself". The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot. "How do I look"? Quizzed the lady. "Like a prostitute" replied the parrot. "This parrot is rude. I won't buy it", said the lady. "Please give me a moment" replied the owner as he walked to the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot: "if u're rude to that lady one more time, I'll drown u in this bucket!" When the man came back to the counter, he told the lady "now ask the parrot anything u wish and I assure u, he will be polite". CONVERSATION. Lady: "if I come home @nite with a man, wat will u call this man"? Parrot: ur husband. Lady:

Women are the most wonderful creature I have seen on Earth, but am yet to understand why some men are busy finding faults upon faults on them.Ok, lets look at them this way and tell me if am lying. (1) Women are the only creature that can change their original surname just for the sake of love. (2) They are most easiest creature to convince. (3)They are the only creature that loves from the bottom of their hearts. (4) They are the creature that can prefer to go to bed with an empty stomach, just to make sure that their children feeds well. (5) They are the only creature on Earth that cries very easily, just to expose their inward disposition. (6) They are always awake even at the dead of the night just to make sure that their children are protected. (7) They can even sell out their cloths just to buy food for their children, and also see them smiling. (8) They are always ready to sacrifice their lives just to save the lives of their children. (9) They are

What is happening na? Why are most Girls falling cheap to this Antics! • A boy will steal a Girls number from her profile online. Send a recharge card to the line, after some time, call the line and say he mistakenly sent a card meant for his younger one to the line. 'The Girl' being a good girl will now send the card back, he will pretend to appreciate, ask her the name and from there, friendship has started. Flattering the girl that she is a good girl' bla bla bla. .The next thing relationship has started and after some shorts, he dumps the girl and search for someone else. • Some will type a text that looks like this. "I only got an alert for '500k' what about the balance?" The girl will be surprised and call the number back, the guy will tell her its a mistake, and start asking of her name and all that. Because the girl saw alert of 500k' she will now show full attention in a bid to eat from the 500k... at the end' He h

One rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. AY came to buy the book. He bought the book for 2,000 Naira. The old man advised, "DON'T OPEN THE LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK otherwise, you'll face problems." AY finished the book with great fear but didn't open the last page. But, after a week, out of curiosity, he opened the last page and he almost fainted with what he saw. This is what he saw . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Selling Price: 20 Naira

Do you know that? 1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million. 2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt. 3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”. 4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them. 5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin. 6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina. 7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war 8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, ther

However, the Appeal Court warned that court order must be obeyed and the issue of bail was a right to any person charged to court adding that any act of disobedience to court order by government is injurious to smooth running of the society and it is an invitation to anarchy. Dasuki had approached the Court of Appeal praying it to set aside the ruling of an Abuja High Court which exonerated EFCC from his re-arrest shortly after he perfected his bail conditions. He asked the appellate court to void the ruling of the High Court and set it aside on the ground that DSS and EFCC are both agents of the Federal Government which is the complainant in the charges against him at the High Court.

Former National Security Adviser (NSA) Col. Mohammed Sambo Dasuki (rtd) is now set to storm the Supreme Court to press for his freedom denied him by the federal government after three different High Courts in Abuja had admitted him to bail in the criminal charges filed against him by the government. The ex NSA had on Wednesday at the Court of Appeal in Abuja lost his bid to enforce his freedom after he had secured bails on all the charges against him. Dasuki’s lawyer, Mr. Ahmed Raji, SAN confirmed that appeal papers have been put together to be filed at the Apex Court to challenge the judgement of the Court of Appeal and the High court that gave judgement to the government on the re-arrest after bail. The SAN said that there are sufficient grounds for his client to approach the Supreme Court to seek the enforcement of his freedom from detention ordered by the federal government after he had been granted bail by three Judges who are prosecuting him on the charges. Dasuki said that h

The Nigerian senate at their sitting today passed the Public Procurement Amendment Bill. According to Senate President Bukola Saraki who announced this on his twitter handle, the bill will mandate Govt agencies to Buy Nigeria. The bill is also intended to encourage those who have chosen to invest in our country and "Make in Nigeria"

Doctors in Ekiti state have embarked on an indefinite strike action in order to press home their demands commencing from 12 am yesterday 15th June, 2016. This is coming after the expiration of 21 day ultimatum issued to the state government and failure of government to accede to their demands. Their demands include implementation of skipping and relativity, oustanding promotion of members and payment of 5 month salaries owed the doctors. These among other welfare issues. All government owned hospitals in the state have been shut down. The doctors are under the coalition of Association of Residents Doctors EKSUTH and National Association of Government General and Dental Practitioners, Ekiti state branch.

Police have arrested another member of the gang suspected to have abducted three girls from Babington Macaulay Junior Seminary School (BMJSS ), a private school in the Ikorodu area of Lagos, in February. Police detectives arrested the 37 - year -old suspect , identified as Felix Sylva aka Tradition, last Saturday while making love to his girlfriend. Sylva ’s arrest came four months after two suspected kidnappers were apprehended. The suspect , who hails from Edo State, was arrested at Magboro area of Ogun State for participating in the abduction of a Chinese man . Sylva told our correspondent that he had been hiding since March after his accomplices were arrested. He said: “After the abduction of the girls , I have kept a low profile in order not to be arrested by the police . “I was dealing in logwood at Ebute -Meta before I was drafted into the operation of the kidnapping of the students by Elemoni , Million ’ s younger brother. Million was the leader of a gang of robbers who rai

PORT HARCOURT— Clerics in Rivers State have raised alarm, alleging that suspected Fulani herdsmen armed with dangerous weapons have invaded some forests in the state with a view of launching attack on the state. The clergymen, from different platforms, Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, and Directorate of Religious Freedom and Church Collaboration of Christian Lawyers Fellowship of Nigeria, alleged that suspected herdsmen with arms had invaded communities in the state. In a statement, yesterday, Chairman of CAN, Rev. Isaac Anyanasikike, stated that the herdsmen were already intimidating land owners in some rural communities of the state and acquiring land for grazing. Anyanasikike who read the statement on-behalf of CAN and CLASFON, adding that tension was already rising in communities of the state following the presence of the herdsmen. The clerics urged residents of the state, especially farmers in the rural communities to be vigilant while on their daily businesses in the fo