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Hahahaha.. Lol.. This Gat Me Rolling On The Floor

GEORGE: KEVIN! Nice to see you. What's
happening?
KEVIN: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.
GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me.
KEVIN: Hu is the new leader of China.
GEORGE: That's what I want to know.
KEVIN: That's what I'm telling you.
GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the
new leader of China?
KEVIN: Yes.
GEORGE: I mean the person's name.
KEVIN: Hu.
GEORGE: The guy in China.
KEVIN: Hu.
GEORGE: The new leader of China.
KEVIN: Hu.
GEORGE: The main man in China!
KEVIN: Hu is leading China.
GEORGE: Now why asking me for?
KEVIN: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?
KEVIN: That's the man's name.
GEORGE: That's who's name?
KEVIN: Yes.
GEORGE: Will you, or will you not tell me the
name of the new leader of China?
KEVIN: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he's dead in Palestine.
KEVIN: That's correct.
GEORGE: Then who is in China?
KEVIN : Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir is in China?
KEVIN: No, sir.
GEORGE: Then who is?
KEVIN: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir?
KEVIN: No, sir.
GEORGE: Look kevin. I need to know the name of
the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary
General of the U.N. on the phone.
KEVIN: Kofi?
GEORGE: No, thanks.
KEVIN: You want Kofi?
GEORGE: No.
KEVIN: You don't want Kofi?
GEORGE: No. But now that you mention it, I could
use a glass of milk. And then get me on the
phone with the U.N Secretary General.
KEVIN: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
KEVIN: Kofi?
GEORGE: Milk! Will you please make the call?
KEVIN: And call who?
GEORGE: Who is the guy at the U.N?
KEVIN: Hu is the guy in China.
GEORGE: Will you stay out of China!!!
KEVIN: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: And stay out of the Middle East! Just
get me the guy at the U.N.
KEVIN: Kofi.
GEORGE: All right! With cream and two sugars.
Now get on the phone!!

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