A teacher was testing her students' intelligent
level...
"I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you
were
in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it!
"That's smart of you James." says the teacher.
"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your
car
keys or your life! Assuming you were in my
shoes,
what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my
life.
Once there is life, there is hope.
"Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the
teacher.
"I returned from work, opened my door and saw
50
million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in
my
shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will
then
come out from your shoes and take all the
money!
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my
shoes.
It's a figure of speech.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and
see
50
million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of
impossible speech!!
level...
"I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you
were
in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it!
"That's smart of you James." says the teacher.
"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your
car
keys or your life! Assuming you were in my
shoes,
what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my
life.
Once there is life, there is hope.
"Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the
teacher.
"I returned from work, opened my door and saw
50
million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in
my
shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will
then
come out from your shoes and take all the
money!
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my
shoes.
It's a figure of speech.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and
see
50
million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of
impossible speech!!
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