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Lets Take A Look At Our Musicians In The Entertainment Industry

let’s take a look at some of our
musicians in the music industry and judge, with
their ways of life, the kind of students they would
have made in school.
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and
beatboxer in the class.
KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but
handsome kid that senior girls take as school
son.
REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took
the first position by surprise within some months.
OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of
the year party for not given the first position.
MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school
and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.
P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always
causing trouble in the class.
B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d
opportunity to see question papers before exams,
most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up
carrying last after term exams.
DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts
wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class
room everyday
PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to
school once & never showed up again.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back
inside class discussing which girl to toast next.
WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class,
almost all girls are crushing on him.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows
up in school once in a month.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold
accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to
afford snacks during break.
MI – The genius that’s always excelling in
english subjects, he motivates people to pass.
DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot,
always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a
bully.
ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but
bags awards for the school.
KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the
chalkboard.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in
front of the class even though she has a boyfriend
in the other class.
TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for.
Always busy with his dancing crew and never
comes for classes.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught
almost everyday smoking weed inside school
farm.
YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always
looking for boys.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes,
but has a sharp mouth.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars
in the class. Always talking about broken bottles
but never broke one.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets
zero in every exam.
BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly
passes examinations.
SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even
though he moves with the biggest and most
brilliant boys.
KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very
brilliant guy in the class.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports
field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to
himself.
CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but
always passing exams without reading.
IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows
his chest to impress girls.
EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her
schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very
vulgar and hell of a late comer.
D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he
knows it all & never bring books to class.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer
and likes to fantasize, wants to join school
politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school
1.
DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to
her seniors, very disrespectful.
PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be
heard when talking
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study
books, very unserious and unstable, but has
better grades than the serious ones.
2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all
d students……
Falz – One confused village boy, always speaking
rubbish grammar in school but still passes
English language exams.
VIC O – The most hated student in the school,
yet he doesn’t send anyone, he goes about failing
and factorising pride outnof his failures.
Adekunle Gold: Always speaking Vernacular to
impress girl and likes to bring old answers from
seniors to cheat and pass exam! E.g omolade,
Sade.
Blackface: that poor students that claims to be
the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the
class.
Chidinma: Shortest girl in class, always passing
her boundary and moves with the baddest guys.
SKIBII – That cunning student that pretends to
faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane.
ASA – Very brilliant and modest girl who many
don’t appreciate
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