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Joke Of The Day 2

A lady walks into a pet shop, demanding for a
parrot.
The owner: "we have 2 types; one repeats
everything u say, the other thinks for itself".
The lady: "I think I'll like the one that thinks for
itself". The owner brought out her choice & told
her to quiz the parrot.
"How do I look"? Quizzed the lady.
"Like a prostitute" replied the parrot.
"This parrot is rude. I won't buy it", said the lady.
"Please give me a moment" replied the owner as
he walked to the backyard with the parrot. He
dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water &
warned the parrot: "if u're rude to that lady one
more time, I'll drown u in this bucket!"
When the man came back to the counter, he told
the lady "now ask the parrot anything u wish and
I assure u, he will be polite".
CONVERSATION.
Lady: "if I come home @nite with a man, wat will
u call this man"?
Parrot: ur husband.
Lady: "Good! What if I come with 2 men"?
Parrot: "your husband and ur in law"
Lady: "Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3
men"?
Parrot: "your husband, in law and ur brother".
Lady: "Gooooood! What if I come home with 4
men?".
The Parrot looked back @ d owner & said " Pls go
& drown me, I said it earlier.....this woman is a
Prostitute!.

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