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Do you know that? 1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million. 2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt. 3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”. 4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them. 5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin. 6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina. 7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war 8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, ther...

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Funny Nigerian Politicians... 1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland. 2) When sick, they go to Germany. 3) When investing, they go to America. 4) When buying Mansions, they visit London. 5) When shopping they go to Dubai. 6)When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas. 7) When educating their children, they select Europe. 8) When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem. 9) BUT, when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA..... I beg help me ask them, is NIGERIA A CEMETERY???

let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school. TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class. KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son. REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months. OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position. MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him. P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class. B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams. DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday PHENOM – Very obedien...

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level... "I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher. "Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again. JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher. "I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money! TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech. AKPOS: You can't literall...

1. AMERICAN POLICE STYLE : Allow the thief to catch you, then you catch the thief. 2. CHINA POLICE STYLE : Chase the thief until he becomes tired then you catch him... . 3. ARAB POLICE STYLE : Kidnapp the thief's wife and then threaten the thief to surrender.. 4. INDIAN POLICE STYLE : Sing for the thief until he comes close to you, then catch them.. . 5. _______ POLICE STYLE : Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees that he's a thief. what is the missing word....??

GEORGE: KEVIN! Nice to see you. What's happening? KEVIN: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me. KEVIN: Hu is the new leader of China. GEORGE: That's what I want to know. KEVIN: That's what I'm telling you. GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? KEVIN: Yes. GEORGE: I mean the person's name. KEVIN: Hu. GEORGE: The guy in China. KEVIN: Hu. GEORGE: The new leader of China. KEVIN: Hu. GEORGE: The main man in China! KEVIN: Hu is leading China. GEORGE: Now why asking me for? KEVIN: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? KEVIN: That's the man's name. GEORGE: That's who's name? KEVIN: Yes. GEORGE: Will you, or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? KEVIN: Yes, sir. GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in Palestine. KEVIN: That's corre...