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Lol.. See This Small Kid oo

At dinner, a little boy Kanu was ordered to
lead in prayer.
KANU: But I don't know what to pray?
DAD: Just pray for your family members.
KANU: "Dear Lord," he started,"thank u for
giving me such lovely parents. Thanks for
our visitors and their children, who finished
all my cookies and ice cream. Bless dem so
dat they won't come again. Forgive our
neighbor's son, who removed my sister's
clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Xmas, pls send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy's
blackberry and provide shelter for the
homeless men who use mom's room when
daddy is at work,AMEN!"....
And there was no response!

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