AKPORS THE WICKED BOSS
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AKPORS is the Boss in the Office. Lets see how
he is interviewing people.
AKPORS: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
AKPORS: What are the three steps to put an
elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
AKPORS: What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
AKPORS: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are
there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
AKPORS: How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
AKPORS: Last question. In the end the old lady
still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
AKPORS: No! She was hit by the brick. You may
leave now.
IS HE A GOOD BOSS?
Yes or No?
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AKPORS is the Boss in the Office. Lets see how
he is interviewing people.
AKPORS: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
AKPORS: What are the three steps to put an
elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
AKPORS: What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
AKPORS: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are
there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
AKPORS: How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
AKPORS: Last question. In the end the old lady
still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
AKPORS: No! She was hit by the brick. You may
leave now.
IS HE A GOOD BOSS?
Yes or No?
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