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Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review

This is what you get when you produce a Hollywood movie on a Nollywood budget. When i first saw the poster i thought it was a joke, not until I stumbled on this movie review by some foreign tabloids. While reading the review, i was stuck between cringing and laughing...I opted for laughter and i haven't stopped since
Read the rib cracking review below:
Comic fans around the world are waiting with bated breathe to see what Tom Holland’s performance as Spider-Man is going to be like – but the poor guy may have been outshone before he’s even webbed up his first bad guy.
Meet 'Spider-Girl', a gender bent, copyright infringing adaptation of everyone’s favourite wall-crawler straight from Nigeria’s version of Hollywood, Nollywood.
As I’m sure you can tell from the trailer Spider-Girl's more than capable of going up against Marvel’s heavy hitters, swinging (or flying, it’s hard to tell) through the jungle and battling criminals with her magical ability to produce cartoon string, or webs... Again it’s hard to tell.
If anything, the real stars of the show are the powerful screams from civilians startled by her presence. It’s the kind of shrill Daredevil could hear fromHell’s Kitchen.
Okay let’s be honest' the CGI’s not the best and the story looks … a bit incoherent. I think it’s about Spider-Girl stopping criminals but I couldn’t tell you what their crimes are. Either way I’m sure the villains in that car that she mercilessly threw into the jungle deserved their fiery death.
Anyway, judging by the last trailer for Civil War Captain America’s team doesn’t have their own Spider-Person so who knows, maybe Spider-Girl could travel over the Atlantic and battle Tom Holland’s, slightly more polished looking, Spider-Man.
Sources: Unilad/ UK Metro

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