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1.TEACHER: Akpos, name 10 animals you
know.
AKPOS: 9 Lions and an Elephant
A stranger sent Akpos a text message...
.
2."Good evening sir, how was your day? I'm so
sorry for disturbing you. I got your
number
from someone you know. I kindly need
your
assistance, I need some money which is very
paramount to my life and I don't know if
you
can assist me with any amount sir. You
can
talk to me through text message because I'm
deaf.
Akpos quickly replied the message,
"Sorry
please, I can't see what you wrote. I'm
Blind!", .
3.only in African dat pple don't rest even
after
death,they still work as Ancestors or
gods,busy
eating kola nuts,demanding schnapps and fowls
4. It is only in Nigeria that you will drive
someone to the airport and the person
will get to London
Before you get home cos of traffic"
. 5.spelling mistake can destroy your life. A
Husband sent this to his wife, "I'm having
a wonderful
time, wish you were her."
.
6. Yoruba women won't cross road wen everyone is crossing,Nope!They will
stand in front of d car
in d middle of the road shouting 'Ejo o Ejo
o'
.
7.This old pple for North no gree do BVN, but
as them tell them say na Buhari
Verification Number.
See as them full bank.
.
8. Pidgin English is the only language where
Question and answer can be the same
thing.
Question: Light dey?
Answer: Light dey

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