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Whom do you consider very funny here?

1: The VENDA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi... 2: The TSONGA man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account... 3: The MOPEDI who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept... 4: The SOTHO man who watched the news and waved at the news reader... 5: The TSWANA nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills... 6: The SWATI man who lowered his tv volume because he wanted to read a text message... 7: The XHOSA man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough, then came down and started stoning it... 8: The ZULU man who polished his shoe to take a passport photo... 9: The AFRIKAANS man who saw something which looked like shit, touched and tasted it, saying, "Hmmmm" this bloody shit! Thank God i didn't step on it... 10: The ENGLISH man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM

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